Saturday, January 29, 2011

Why You'll Hate My Blog

When it comes down to it, we all kind of suck. There's always someone better, meaning we're pretty far down the list. But this is why I am the suckiest of them all: 

  1. I shamelessly use any ingenious idea I see. And I don't even say I'm sorry. (Gasp!) Such as this post, which I totally stole from the very talented Danny Brown. Nope, still not sorry. 
  2. You won't find any posts on how to use Twitter because I don't use Twitter. That's right, I am neither a Twit nor a Twat. 
  3. I have a pretty foul mouth, and I like it thank you very much. 
  4. I hate trends.
  5. I love Twilight.
  6. Contradicting myself is but one of my many talents  
  7. I'm the epitome of an amateur writer. I'm not even out of undergrad yet, and on top of that neither one of my degree's is even remotely related to literature. 
  8. The filter between my brain and my mouth (and keyboard) has been out-of-order since I was 4. 
  9. Not surprisingly I don't bother proof reading my blog posts. This leads to blatant typos and I don't honestly care. 
  10. I have no real authority to write a how-to article on writing. . . and yet that's the bulk of what I blog about. 
  11. I couldn't care less what people who don't like my stuff think. But to those who do, I LOVE YOU and I live to please you!
  12. I'm a bit melodramatic. 
So tell me, why do YOU hate my blog? Why should I hate YOUR blog? And, just for fun, how many people think I am actually sucky for any of the above reasons? 

12 comments:

  1. Love your honesty. What would you hate about my blog? I rarely update, maybe twice a month and I tend to be introspective as all get out, but hey, there are worse things to hate. (Hugs)Indigo

    P.s. Oh and I'm a hugger...wait that's about me as a person (raises eyebrow and shrugs).

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  2. I'll have to check out your page for myself to verify ; ) And thanks for the add, I'll be sure to reciprocate!

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  3. Wow. I think I love your blog. And...do you know me? Cause it feels like we know each other. Or maybe we just both enjoy so much of the same things it seems that way...swearing, for one. And the absence of a mouth filter.

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  4. LOL! :)) Love the bit about the mouth filter.

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  5. @ colene: I don't believe we do, but it sounds like your blog will be right up my ally! lol

    @ Tabitha: Why thank you!

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  6. yeah, other than that Twilight thing, which I can forgive, as 21 is not old enough to be sufficiently disgusted, I think I love your blog, too... I like self-depracating humor, and frankly, think TMI is a lifestyle choice, so I don't self-censor much either...

    What you'd hate about my blog... erm... most people who hate it are really just freaked out because I'm naked. Or maybe it's because it's all about ME!

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  7. @ Hart: Now THAT is how you get a readers attention! lol Naked?! Now I have to check out your blog

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  8. I don't hate your blog, but I WAS wondering the other day where you'd gotten off to! Now that I'm catching up I'm glad to see you're back.

    Why would you hate my blog... hmm, I'm sure it's pretty boring.

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  9. Su: Aw, thanks! And nuh uh, I've read your blog and I love it :)

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  10. First let me tell you why I love your blog.. "I have no real authority to write a how-to article on writing. . . and yet that's the bulk of what I blog about." Hahaha I do the same thing

    I hate it because you love twilight. Although my dirty little secret is I love it too : )

    You'd hate mine because I write mostly about me!

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  11. Sher: hahaha love it! I'm glad I'm not the only one! I think it's great that we no longer have to have a book deal to get our tips out there : )

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  12. OMG, I laughed to death. Hmmm, Erica, you are one naughty girl as i never thought you had a foul mouth. But hey, who is anyone to judge afterall no one is perfect. What i hate about your blog is sometimes you don't have anything to update about.

    What i hate about my blog is that i don't always have anything "writer-ly" to say as i want to "joke" up my blog.

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